I wish he would just miss catching that cup and it hits him on his pretty little head…maybe in the gagreel…
Yeahhh… I think Hiddleston’s hand-eye game is pretty good.
those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you
trending boy names in ten years
- Eren Jaeger
- Makoto Tachibana
- Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez
- Such Child
- Much Born
- Very Human
yes hello this is my child Dean Much Born-Ten Bitch wow cabbagepatch
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
My contribution to the Tolkien fandom in this time of movie title changes, some alternative titles for the last Hobbit movie
So I don’t know if I ever put this up here, but this is my mom who was at a wine tasting party and texts this to me saying:
“I didn’t know his name but I know you like him so I just walked up and said ‘You’re that really hot guy from supernatural right?’ He’s really nice he just laughed and said yes.”
im justs going to roll off a cliff life isnt fair im done
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god